Bieber Fever Hits Maurer!!!
This news just in! Justin Bieber has confirmed he will be hosting today’s Singing For Summer Salaries fundraiser at noon! When asked if he had demanded a cut of the donations to fight permanent deportation to Canada, Bieber muttered, “I could do it … but it would be wrong.” In the meantime, Bloomington authorities have been put on “high alert” to deal with any of the Bieb’s antics. New Maurer Law School Dean Austen Parrish commented, “I am absolutely appalled Mr. Bieber is showing up here. This is part of L.A. I was hoping to leave behind!”