The Law School announced today that Professor Luis Fuentes-Rohwer has been traded to the Chicago Bulls for two critical legal theorists to be named later. “Too much time on the injured reserve list,” opined Professor Ajay Mehrotra. “HPER basketball will never be the same … thank goodness.” Professor Jeff Stake had a different take on the surprising news. “I don’t understand. I thought the deal was for two law & economics power forwards from the University of Chicago.” In a totally unrelated note, all Law Library users should be warned that due to technical difficulties beyond our control, searching IUCAT may automatically log orders for ShamWow towels. They may be like a chamois, they may be like a sponge, but they are nothing like a normal IUCAT search. We apologize for any inconvenience.